Phonecam chronicles: Wanted

Say what you mean and mean what you say. I believe in being specific. This ad was quite commendable in the clarity of its requirements.

Pero por Dios por Santo naman, maam Letty, anlakas naman ng loob mo. Andami mong hininging requirements, chicharon bulaklak lang naman pala ang ipapabenta mo.

Phonecam chronicles: Ano ang papel mo sa buhay?

Ayon nga kay Simon and Garfunkel - The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Is the second a direct translation of the first? Sinalungguhitan pa ang tissue papers. 

The David Banner Syndrome : Whatever the f*** happened to me?

The only thing constant is change.

Phonecam chronicles: Pampa-regla

Like I always say -- Better late than...pregnant!!!

Phonecam chronicles: miraculous pwet

'Nuff said. wala na akong sasabihin at baka tamaan pa ako ng kidlat.

Phonecam chronicles: last meal

Ang mga ini-hain ng ate Marla ko para sa akin bago ako tumuloy sa NAIA. Parang chop suey ang breakfast ko.

a. Red Ribbon cake

b. Hipon

c. Puto

d. Sausage

e. Strong Ice

Happy happy so early in the morning. Happy meal. Yummy!

Phonecam chronicles: Anakan mo ako and other ultimate date movies

Mga kasabik-sabik na mga pelikula.

You can't get more graphic nor forward than this: ANAKAN MO AKO!!! doubled with ROOM Service. Mula sa imahinasyon na nagbigay sa atin ng UMAGA NA NG HINUGOT and HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOLO!

May promo pa. Movie pass for two. Pang date talaga.

Ang saya saya naman.

Ampotah naman - Ano ba yan?!?

Hokey hokey hokey. I will try not to be a jerk here. At least not too much.

Hindi ako fashionista. I don't give a hoot if you buy your clothes by the bulk in Quiapo. Wala rin akong pakialam kung butas ang medyas mo. Basta maayos ka lang. That's all that really matters. Me, I'm just a t-shirt and jeans sort of chap.

But this really made me shake my head. Ewan ko. Maybe it's me.

Miss, kung gusto mong maligo ng naka-maong sa beach. Sa tingin ko, ok lang yun. Walang masama dun. Kung gusto mong naka-skirt (like you did), ok din yun. Heck, caps are useful to shield your face from the sun's rays. Go and don one. Ditto for hoods. If you're a bit self-conscious and would prefer not to show skin, that's perfectly fine. You can cover up then.

Pero AMPOTAH naman, huwag mo naman sabaysabayin!!! May bukas pa, hija. Man o man o man.